Frequently Asked Questions

  1. Why do I need a beard/hair oil?


    You don’t NEED beard/hair oil! But we highly recommend it!

    Much like we recommend using deodorant at Comicon!
    The skin underneath the beard tends to get dry and itchy (especially when washed with standard shampoo! TIP: Don’t do this!). Sometimes you may even form unsightly dry skin patches that are not only uncomfortable but can lead to excess itching, which could potentially lead to spotty patches in your beard!

    As for Humans with long hair, your hair can also dry out which means split ends and with the addition of our cosmic oils in your routine, you’ll notice you smell amazing, and your hair is stronger, softer, and shinier!

2. What makes Cosmic Hair Oil different from other brands?


While other brands are amazing at producing high quality beard oils for all. They’re mainly aimed at the gentlemen on your planet. We wanted to offer a product that not only performs and feels stellar, but is meant for all Humans. No matter what type of human you are, we want you to smell our oils, feel the benefits, and make new cherished memories with us. Or maybe our oils will ignite fond memories! Either way, we want to elevate your Earthly experience through smell!

3. What’s in Cosmic Beard/Hair Oil?


Here at The Bearded Astronaut we only use high quality natural oils that are fragranced with skin safe fragrance blends. Below are the different oils we use!

Jojoba Oil

Jojoba Oil has a myriad of benefits! These are just a handful!

  • It holds within it antioxidant properties, it’s also antimicrobial, AND antibacterial

  • Reduce acne while soothing inflammation

  • Moisturizes skin and hair without leaving an oil slick in its wake

  • Helps control the amount of oil your skin produces

  • It helps with eczema and even sun-burns


Argan Oil

Argan is a great addition to Jojoba, which is why it’s at the number 2! Here are some benefits of Argan Oil!

  • Like Jojoba, it’s high in Vitamin E

  • It moisturizes hair, skin, and reduces wrinkles

  • Conditions hair, reducing frizz and providing a healthy shine

  • Promotes hair growth

  • Helps reduce clogged pores


Sweet Almond Oil

  • Has many of the same benefits as Jojoba and Argan

  • High in Vitamin E and A

  • Helps reduce acne breakouts

  • Reduces inflammation

  • Strengthens and repairs hair


Grape Seed Oil

  • High in Vitamin E

  • It holds antioxidant properties

  • Reduces and soothes inflammation

  • Helps reduce acne as it’s also antimicrobial

  • Bolsters skins ability to repair itself


Coconut Oil

  • Deeply conditions hair

  • Helps annihilate frizz

  • Calms skin

  • Adds a healthy shine to hair


Castor Oil

  • Restores your skins moisture balance

  • Anti-Fungal

  • Strengthens roots, promoting healing and growth

  • Soothes skin

  • Helps reduces acne


5. Is there a novel being written that ties into these scents? Wait, Is that why you include a comic?!

(this has never actually been asked.)


Indeed! According to the lore, these beard/hair oils are produced in Chase’s Starship, beamed to Earth, and then distributed via your Earthly means of transportation.

The comics show glimpses into the events of the novel and are meant to give context to the scents in our Cosmic Beard/Hair Oils. What inspired the scent? How did it come about? The comics answer these questions while unearthing new ones. Who is Chase and what’s his mission? Well, stay tuned, help us on our journey, and we may see the vastness of Chase’s Universe.


6. In your logo, I see a flying saucer in Chase’s visor. Is he in danger?!

(Again, this has never been inquired about)


Chase isn’t in danger! In fact, that’s his Starship where he writes his music and produces Cosmic Hair Oil for humans!


7. Wait… an Astronaut has his own UFO?

(by now you should know this question was never actually asked)


Technically, his Starship is identified and you’ll have to stay tuned to find out how he meets his Starship!


8. When will my order ship?


We usually ship within 1-3 business days from the time your order is placed!